Why Every Girl Should Try Crossfit

"On Saturday morning me and my roommate woke up hungover but forced ourselves to go to the gym to prove that we could lift as much as you girls," my athletic 26 year old brother told me after attending the video shoot featuring girls from my Crossfit gym. "We were pretty nervous we couldn't clean as much." He wasn't talking about dishes and ...

7 Things I Learned from 27

This morning I thought I would wake up in Barcelona with a butterfly tattoo. At least that’s what I imagined 6 months ago. “I want to be a butterfly.” I don’t know how many times I voiced this to my poor officemate who I was certain had to be severely weirded out. (“Yeah, you want to be a winged insect. Got it.”) When I opened my 27th ...
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3 Things Not to Tell Your Mom About Your Relationship

“Hang on, Mom. Are you crying?!” A ruffling noise was followed by my dad’s voice as he grabbed the phone, “Ootzie, do your old man a favor. Don’t tell your mom about anyone until you’re engaged.” The Cute Guy Several years ago I spent a month being fairly obsessed with a guy ...

What to Say to a Friend After a Breakup

I’m in a committed relationship with approximately 10 guys. This is the realization I had recently when I read Man Repeller’s "None of My Boyfriends Know We’re Dating" article that so perfectly articulates my life. There are a number of ways I keep my love tank filled despite being single, and I would be lying if I said it didn’t include the men ...

Are We Meant to Be Single or Married?

“There are three vocations people can take: married, clergy or single,” my 6th grade teacher said as she read from the Family Life book during Religion class. Yes, I was aware. Earlier in the week I was forced to painfully page through the Catholic Sex Ed book with my parents so they could sign the permission slip confirming that we had talked about the ...
Beauty & Style

Crushing on Cactus

I'm not sure if it's moving from Arizona that has made me fall for cactus as of late or the fact that they seem to be everywhere right now. And sporting Lee & Lani's cactus mesh one-piece had me feeling extra prickly at the W Scottsdale pool. With each high-five that was received from fellow pool partiers, my confidence reached a ballsy high. This ...

Could the Apple Watch Solve My Drinking Problems?

Where is my phone? This is inevitably my first thought every morning when I wake up after an evening of drinking. No matter what shenanigans may have taken place, I can breathe a little easier if I find it lying next to my mascara-stained pillow in one piece. Until realizing there are unread text messages and retrace my steps, "Who was the last person I ...

What to Wear to Coachella 2015

"Let's go intergalactic next year," I mused, leaning against the gate near the second Coachella wristband checkpoint. I was sipping on the last of our vodka-spiked mango juice from a highly-sanitized sunscreen bottle. The perfect way to successfully finish your pregame past Security. Looking down at my outfit, one would assume that I had already ...
Girl Crush

Why Every Girl Should Try Crossfit

"On Saturday morning me and my roommate woke up hungover but forced ourselves to go to the gym to prove that we could lift as much as you girls," my athletic 26 year old brother told me after attending the video shoot featuring girls from my Crossfit gym. "We were pretty nervous we couldn't clean as much." He wasn't talking about dishes and ...

Why You Should Move to New York

“Let’s watch the sunrise on the rooftop,” Jordan said as we emerged from a warehouse building in Williamsburg in the early morning after a long evening of drinks followed by dancing to underground DJ’s. In a few hours we would find ourselves brunching over Bloody Mary’s before she called me an Uber into the city. Welcome to New York indeed. ...

Girl Crush: Caroline the Collage Artist

While riding on a brilliant butterfly across the sky, I hop on a rainbow and slide down to a pastel-colored cloud filled with flowers. Landing in the middle of a soft sunflower, I feel the warm sun on my cheeks and cuddle up next to a lion lying nearby, running my fingers through his fur. We’re the same size. Some may assume this is a bad acid trip, ...
Living

7 Things I Learned from 27

This morning I thought I would wake up in Barcelona with a butterfly tattoo. At least that’s what I imagined 6 months ago. “I want to be a butterfly.” I don’t know how many times I voiced this to my poor officemate who I was certain had to be severely weirded out. (“Yeah, you want to be a winged insect. Got it.”) When I opened my 27th ...

It's Okay to Be Sloppy Sometimes

“You need to go to Disneyland.” “What?” he asked half-asleep and clearly confused as to why this was being brought up shortly after dawn. “You haven’t been to Disneyland. We need to go,” I replied as I stared up at the ceiling. “Can Disneyland wait until after noon?” he asked as I rolled over to face him lying to my left. At ...

15 Types of Girls That Make Guys Crazy

Drinking mimosas to face your drunk texts is like eating a donut because you feel fat. I realize this. But it's 100% necessary to survive today's hangover anxiety and survey the damage. As I glance around the coffee shop and spot cute, happy people who didn't binge drink yesterday, I can't help but wish my life was a little more boring and a little ...
How-To

4 Diet Cocktail Recipes for This Weekend

"What are you taking photos for? I'm a photographer." Things That Give Me Anxiety #311: Strangers approaching me in public while I'm taking photographs. I paused scrolling through the photos and glanced up at a tall, slender blonde male with a side-swoop. Cue the nervous rambling: "They're just for my blog. It's for a drink. I mean, a Mint Mojito. I ...

5 Reasons You Need the Pocket App

My morning Gmail inbox is like a buffet. Blame the coffee or the news junkie in me, but I feel a little rush as I scroll through the daily feeds from my favorite publishers, including TechCrunch, Product Hunt and Refinery29. It reminds me a lot of how I felt on Easter Sunday as I held my plate at the front of the buffet line at El Chorro Lodge. A ...

How to Make Cauliflower Rice

Things that make me happy: Rice. Things that make me sad: Carbs. Last Saturday morning I was recovering from carbs in the form of Cabernet. Though I had simply stayed in with my brother to have a couple glasses of wine Friday night, the hefty pours led to binge-watching reruns of The Real Housewives of New York and a tipsy email to one of the cast ...