Life Is Like a Bunch of Orgasms
The human sexual response cycle that sex researchers, Masters & Johnson, proposed in 1966 includes four phases:
Excitement, plateau, climax and resolution.
And I believe it applies to not just sex, but most of life.
My Macbook Pro sat on my lap feeling neglected as my attention turned towards a glass of wine and Bachelor in Paradise. Each commercial break I swore I would show it some love, but TV and Cabernet just felt too good.