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Five Shades of Grey

If I’m starving before going to a restaurant, I’ll eat something like a hardboiled egg before. Why? If you wait too long to eat, you run a few risks: 1. Consuming the entire bread basket. 2. Inhaling your food, thus…

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Sex and the City

“You don’t look very happy.” I understood how this stranger on the street could think that. Feebly making my way down 1st Avenue, I felt like a hooker standing on the corner in my black fur coat, bare legs and…

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The Hookup Buddy

“You’re the devil, Genevieve,” I whispered to his crazy cat as it annoyingly gnawed at the hand that peeked out of the blanket burrito I had created to clothe myself. And her owner was equally annoying this morning. “Guess what…

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